I believe in fate, that's why I read my horroscopes the day after. I didn't make up the second one. Last year they told me Uma Thurmond has the same birthday as me. These are pulled from the paper, not Cosmo or some crap like that.
APRIL 29 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Your intellectual prowess wins fans and money this year! Changing the cast of characters in your work realm will infuse you with new energy over the next three months. Property and inheritance matters are resolved in September. A sensational romance has you floating through the summer. Love signs are Virgo and Capricorn. Your lucky numbers are 20, 3, 1, 14 and 40.
IF APRIL 29 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Comedian Jerry Seinfeld (1954) shares your birthday. You're aware of your image. You are self-possessed and dignified. You have excellent social skills. You value the good opinion of others. You handle responsibilities well. You have an above-average interest in your wardrobe and your appearance because you want to look good! The year ahead is social, fun-loving, and it favors romance!
Two horroscope people saying there's a good chance for romance. Ooh la la! I certainly hope she's a gymnast or massuse, or well not ugly.
I miss my "Mike's Horoscopes".. given only in the fort!
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