In the spirit of the holiday that was skipped over to add just a new level of insult to Native American history, I would like to give thanks to somethings and people that are very important to me.
1. Women who still wear pants without back pockets. Thank you, I know you plan on spending other people's money at least we have something to look at while we think about justifying your purchase.
2. Sprint for selling my current phone number to an Indian man. This makes my life so much easier.
3. Working tomorrow. I would end up playing video games until my bladder could not take it.
4. My bachelorhood. I approach the holiday season being one of few in the circle not having to plan for "their family."
5. The cold. This is my social filter that I love. No matter how skilled you are stillettos can't be worn in the winter.
6. MTV Real World Marathons- Now I can finally watch 7 people get drunk for 10 hours straight from the comfort of home.
7. YMCA- for taking my dues without even trying to give me a guilt trip and ask where have I been.
8. Starbucks and GAP commercials- it may just be this time of year but it's so refreshing to see minorities smile on tv.
9. Countdown Shows- someday I can only hope to be one of the inconsistantly funny comics to review the past year.
10. My harmonica teacher- it took a couple hundred dollars but it's nice to know that I am better than physical appearance allows people think.